{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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